Hey bruh! It’s me, Tyler McTool here with the most extreme awesome news update for Hollywood’s most extreme awesome people ever. Wait up broseph, let me finish my energy drink. Aww, hell yeah. I’m pumped now. That was extreme! Speaking of extreme things, have you heard about this year’s Celebrity Mixer Party? Due to some kind of crazy unforeseen circumstances, the mixer party’s been moved to an online venue this year. Cha, that’s totes the bogus, but I for real get it. It’s gonna be absolutely off the hook though, brah. From what I got on the down low, it’s gonna be some of the most famous ever directors and actors that have ever been around ever. Man, this party is freaking lit and I can promise you only the most intense people with the most good acting talent and directing skillz are gonna even get invited. Yeah, I know you what you’re thinking, how is it that some awesome yoked ass mother like me gets invited to a party with only actors and famous directors? I got tons of sweet reality TV experience on Glam Starz. Your boy Tyler is gonna be up in that. I have the influence and the clout that you’re never gonna have. Cry me an ocean and I’ll just sail away in that shit like Broah and the Ark!
Bro, this Celebrity Mixer Party is going to be fricken’ off the hook!
Oh what, you think you’re one of Hollywood’s best actors, or you got the stones to try your hand a directing? I mean, you ain’t no Velevedere, but if you think you’ve got what it takes, maybe you can be a part of Celebrity Mixer Party this year. If you can get in, I tell you fo sho some of the next big hit movies are gonna get cast in there, son. I know those directors are out for young blood and old blood alike and are so set to make some of the most mind-blowing killer epic flicks ever. Maybe you’ll even be the next Scarlet Brohansson. You never know what’s gonna go down at a celebrity mixer ’cause the Hollywood fam be all kinds of creepin’ on one another. So, there’s totally gonna be drama and I bet people will be throwing hella shade on one another. There are all kinds of motives there, too. I just know these things man. It’s like my sixth cents. I guess I don’t have any cents left because of that coin shortage, though.
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Another thing you got to know for Celebrity Mixer Party is that you got to be smart like me, man. Take a bro tip, you got to be like the wolf and the leader of the pack. You got to be like a lion or something hunting it’s prey in the spaghetti. I think that’s what it’s called. That place in Africa with those goofy trees, right? Anyway, take it from your boy Tyler, Celebrity Mixer Party is gonna be freaking off the hook, off the chart, dead-lifting 500 dawg.
The directing crew debates who they are going to cast for their next big Hollywood hit!
From Celebrity Mixer Party
If you and your fam think you got what it’s takes, head on over to Dastardly Deeds Murder Mysteries and check out Celebrity Mixer Party. It’s like totally made for, I don’t know, like a dozen people or something like that. Oh yeah, and a host – you need someone to host that shit, man. You know, your boy can’t host it. I got way too much on my hands. And my mind, my mind is like always thinking about things. It’s crazy, you don’t even know brohan. What’s totally cool about Celebrity Mixer Party is its super all-inclusive and like PC and stuff with an entirely unisex cast. I think that means that you’re only allowed to have sex one time, but I don’t know how to speak Latin so I might be wrong. Anyway, if you want to mix some fine ass drinks and get your entourage online for the next big Hollywood hit, then you’ve got to try Celebrity Mixer Party. It’s totally for real the best way to meet the elite, yo. Plus, since everybody’s meeting through like those video chat services and stuff you only have to be wearing clothes from the waist up. I love freaking pounding hard seltzers with no pants on, mang. I go for the hard seltzer because it’s lower carb. I gotta keep swole. If you’ve gotten this far, I’m starting to think you’re a pretty frickin’ cool, player. Your reading comprehension is fo sho off the charts. You probably have what it takes. I know you won’t do as well as I did, but I bet you can at least do okay, right? Some of us out there gotta settle for second so the top dogs like Tyler can take number one. Just remember try your best at Celebrity Mixer Party and always know that you gotta make room for number one dogs like me.
Peace.
